Lovense Review: Exomoon
The first time I received the Exomoon, it was still in the testing phase. I was curious and excited about this tiny lipstick case that looks amazingly similar to the original Mac red matte.
The shape is such an illusion to the touch. I found it fascinating that it’s so well-disguised. If you place it next to actual lipstick or even around a bundle of different makeup, none would be the wiser on which is which.
I felt comfortable taking it out in public. I went to a bar with it once and got tipsy enough to mistaken it for my own lipstick. I still remember the bartender’s face when I pressed it to my lips accidentally and felt it rumble. I was startled and also very entertained. It piqued her curiosity and we wound up going to the bathroom together.
Technically, it was my friend who felt it first. The look on her face said it all. Her eyes rolled up her lids instantly as I pressed it on her clit. It was only on the first setting, too. Nothing special, no rotating, no suction. The rumbles were so quiet, we could barely hear it. In fact, it was my friend whom I had to muffle with my hand more than the toy. Needless to say, she had a wonderful evening at work.
I was so excited, I wound up going to the parking lot to play with it in my car. I just…